50 Popular Quotes
The tragedy is when women become like their mothers, and when men don’t become like their fathers.
A bachelor man is incomplete until he gets married, after that he will be finished.
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Children are the one that brighten the household; I’ll prove it when the electricity bill comes.
When you can’t find your kids in the house, turn off the internet, they will come running to you.
When no one is there to get you when you fall, I’ll always be there, sincerely, the floor.
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You like flowers, and you cut them, you love animals, and you eat them, you say that you love me, I’m scared now.
My pillow is my hairstylist, give me a new hairstyle every morning.
If plan A fails, there are still 25 alphabets left.
Dear math, please get over your love, I can’t find you x every time.
Nobody notices you when you cry or when you’re worried, but when you fart just one time, you get famous.
You can trust your puppy to guard your house, but never your socks.
Why is it to me that the path to success is always under construction?
I’m not weird, I’m just a limited edition.
If you don’t trust me, I can swear to drunk that I am not God.
I have been lied to all my time, I had to the packet of potato chips, and they told me that air is free.
Yes, they say follow your heart, but do take your brain with you for safety purposes.
No, I don’t believe in ghost, but when it’s dark, I’m a bit more open minded.
Negative thinking is when you think you are ugly; positive thinking is when you think you are a beautiful monkey.
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You don’t call me short; you just call me down to earth kind of person.
Of all the services I offer, sarcasm is my favourite, will give you hundred person discount.
I’m out of my mind, for now, will be back for a while.
Being normal is so boring that I love to be me.
I wish that my marriage invitation has the expired date, well every other thing have it.
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Life is very short, so smile while you have teeth.
So you want to fight, alright bring it on, I have my caps lock on.