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In the case of emergency, call the pizza, it is much faster.

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The last thing that I would do is to hurt you; it’s the last on my list.

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Don’t be too serious in life, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me, I’ll laugh at you for free.

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Don’t call me lazy, I just turn on my saving mode, all the time.

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The train stops at the train station, and bus stops at the bus station, and I, I have a workstation on my desk for the same reason.

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The Dolphins are considered a very smart animal, because just within a few weeks of captivity, they can train characters to stand on the edge of the pool and throw them fish.

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When someone poke me in the wedding and say that you’re next’, I’ll poke the in the funeral and say the same thing.

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Parachute for sale, only been used once and never opened.

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It is sad to say that the stupid people are so stupid that they don’t even know how stupid they are.

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When I’m bored, I send messages to random number saying, ‘I hid the body, now what?’

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He was sentenced to dead because he steals, I told him that the government hates competition, but he never listen to me.

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I’m an organised person, never let my schooling interferes with my education.

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I think that life is too short to remove the USB safely.

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I wonder if it’s called a success if a book about failures doesn’t sell.

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I always go to other people’s funeral, just to make sure that they will come to mine.

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I have always wanted to drown all my troubles, but my wife doesn’t like swimming.

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My grandmother loves to stay in shape; she started walking when she was 60, she’s 92 today, and we have no idea where she is.

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Don’t call me crazy, my reality is just different from yours.

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I did not fail the exam, just found out the answer that will never be correct.

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Hello excuse me, do you know the number for 911?

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I don’t hate you, but if you were hit by a car, I’d act blind.

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I am not lazy, just born to party all day.

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I will not drink anymore and any less.

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Where there’s a will, I found twenty relatives fighting for the way.

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If only Mother Teresa is born today, she will be kicking babies in future, because we are having that sort of era now.