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In the case of emergency, call the pizza, it is much faster.
The last thing that I would do is to hurt you; it’s the last on my list.
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Don’t be too serious in life, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me, I’ll laugh at you for free.
Don’t call me lazy, I just turn on my saving mode, all the time.
The train stops at the train station, and bus stops at the bus station, and I, I have a workstation on my desk for the same reason.
The Dolphins are considered a very smart animal, because just within a few weeks of captivity, they can train characters to stand on the edge of the pool and throw them fish.
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When someone poke me in the wedding and say that you’re next’, I’ll poke the in the funeral and say the same thing.
Parachute for sale, only been used once and never opened.
It is sad to say that the stupid people are so stupid that they don’t even know how stupid they are.
When I’m bored, I send messages to random number saying, ‘I hid the body, now what?’
He was sentenced to dead because he steals, I told him that the government hates competition, but he never listen to me.
I’m an organised person, never let my schooling interferes with my education.
I think that life is too short to remove the USB safely.
I wonder if it’s called a success if a book about failures doesn’t sell.
I always go to other people’s funeral, just to make sure that they will come to mine.
I have always wanted to drown all my troubles, but my wife doesn’t like swimming.
My grandmother loves to stay in shape; she started walking when she was 60, she’s 92 today, and we have no idea where she is.
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Don’t call me crazy, my reality is just different from yours.
I did not fail the exam, just found out the answer that will never be correct.
Hello excuse me, do you know the number for 911?
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I don’t hate you, but if you were hit by a car, I’d act blind.
I am not lazy, just born to party all day.
I will not drink anymore and any less.
Where there’s a will, I found twenty relatives fighting for the way.
If only Mother Teresa is born today, she will be kicking babies in future, because we are having that sort of era now.